About Chuckbert

 

Basic Information 

 

Sex:

Male

Birthday:

November 9, 1972

Interested In:

Women
Men

Religious Views:

Penguin Karate 8th Dan Black Belt

Personal Information

Activities:

Karate Chops, Kicking Ass.
Eating fish, Waddling.

Interests:

Karate, Beards, being tough. 

The welfare and advancement of anthropomorphic penguins in mainstream society.

Favorite Music:

Anything other than that Happy Feet crap.

Favorite TV Shows:

CSI: Antarctica
Law and Order: PVU (Penguin Victims Unit)
Walker – Texas Ranger

Favorite Movies:

Anything with Chuck Norris.
Will settle for a good Steven Seagal flick also.

Favorite Books:

Phonebooks – Due to their weight they are good for disabling enemies.

Favorite Quotations:

“Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, as he only recognises the element of SURPRISE!” 

“Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird”

“Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.”

About Me:

I’m a crime-fighting karate-penguin, with a bad-ass attitude, and a fist-of-gold.

Education and Work 

High School: 

             The school of Hard Knocks 

Employer: 
             I keep little company.