Chuck Norris’ coffee never goes cold.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
July 31, 2009
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
July 23, 2009Chuck has the secret to peace in the Middle East.
He just likes it better when they fight.
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
July 17, 2009There are three types of people in this world.
Those who are Chuck Norris, and those who aren’t.
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
July 9, 2009
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
July 3, 2009Chuck doesn’t pay to access the internet, the internet pays to access Chuck.
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
June 26, 2009When Chuck goes up, he doesn’t come down.
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
June 18, 2009Chuck can have his cake and eat it too.
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
June 7, 2009Chuck Norris doesn’t have rodent problems.
Rodents have Chuck Norris problems.
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
May 21, 2009Once Chuck pops, he can stop.
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Week
May 16, 2009Only Chuck can break the light barrier.
During a roundhouse kick, his foot once broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed his own grandmother.
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