Mother convicted of inciting daughters violence

July 12, 2009

Newcastle: A mother has <a href=”http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25754849-1242,00.html”> pleaded guilty to inciting common assault</a>, egging her daughter to fight other girls. Shouts of ‘break her nose’ were recorded on a mobile phone.

They say violence solves nothing. But then again, Bush did remove Hussien. As a bad-ass karate penguin, i think letting willing participants beat the crap out of each other not only should be legal, it should be encouraged. Anyone not smart enough to work out their problems will eventually be removed from the gene pool. Everybody wins!

This story warms this penguins heart. We really don’t see enough of this in this modern, PC world. Fight, fight, fight, fight!


Senator Hanson-Young: Leave the kids at home.

June 19, 2009

Senator Hanson-Young’s toddler was forcibly removed from parliament yesterday.

Apparently she was humiliated by the incident.

So she should be.

Leave the kids at home. I could’t imagine toddlers running amok during a BHP Billiton board meeting.

Why are there ‘calls’ to review parliament rules? What next, sleepovers in the PM’s office?

Any other professional is expected to separate their personal and professional lives, why do parents believe this doesn’t apply to them?

The business of running a country is not a sewing circle – give it the professionalism and decorum it deserves.